Irish Passenger

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, Non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, So we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.
So sit back, relax and HOLY CRAP!'

Silence followed.

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'

One Irish passenger yelled, 'For fook sake! You should see the back of mine!’